Boom In The Frame

Productions

Portfolio

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Books (fiction)

The Assistant (to the) Humorist
an absurdly real sci-fi self-help novella
by J.R.R. Trailer (2020)

Words: 22,550
Preview: PDF (Free)
Purchase: Smashwords, Amazon Kindle,
B&N Nook, Apple Books, Google Play Books,
Rakuten Kobo, EPUB/PDF Files

In a world,
overrun by technological unemployment…
one man stands alone
against the undying robots,
inspiring an entire generation
to find meaning beyond the confines
of a traditional occupation.

Journey to the Center of the E-nternet!!!!1
a coming-of-age sci-fi dark-comedy
by J.R.R. Trailer (202? – COMING SOON)

Words: ?,???
Download: PDF (Free)

The official prequel to “The Assistant (to the) Humorist”;
Three best friends join a race to find the cure
for humanity’s collective digital disease.



Inside the Mind of Homo Sapiens Cognatus
an essay on theoretical anthropology
by J.R.R. Trailer (2021)

Words: 6,230
Download: PDF (Free)

Dive inside the mind of the most elusive species on Earth;
winner, BoomInTheFrame Academic Excellence Award,
this philosophical (yet theoretical) essay reviews the current evidence
and presents a compelling compendium of primatological insights.


Confessions of the Commandant of the Concentration Camp of the Termites
a pseudo-fictitious auto-biography
by J.R.R. Trailer (202? – COMING SOON)

Words: ?,???
Download: PDF (Free)

“I do not beg your forgiveness,
nor do I beg your pity…
I only wish you to understand.”
-Commandant Tailer

DISCLAIMER: any similarities to real-life people,
places, and/or events is purely coincidental
– except for the Termite Concentration Camp –
that was a very real place, and is depicted in the following pages
as faithfully and accurately as our recollections will allow.

Scapes (sound)

Lynchian Dreams
a David Lynch Dreamscape Memorial Tribute
written for the dream by J.R.R. Trailer (2025)

Length: ~22min

Lynchian Dreams…is…uhh…a Lynchian Dreamscape
Memorial Tribute to the late, and great, David Lynch,
replete with references (of varying obscurity) to certain Lynchian esotera,
mixed with a little personal touch (and goodbye)
voiced by J.R.R. Trailer (as “David Lynchian Dream Voice”)

(close your eyes and get good headphones)

Disclaimer: this dreamscape may, or may not,
be nice to play in the background during
your transcendental meditation sessions.
Fair warning.

Films (short)

Greetings from California
a Live Action Postcard, presented
by Yen Lin Chin (2014)

Length: ~14min
Price: Free (Forever)

there and back again…
BITF presents a journey,
filmed low-budget on iPod Touch,
and edited to be the world’s first:
…live action postcard…
Crank Dat Desk
a rejected Collab-o-jam concept:
“sponsored desk ad remix”
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (2018)

Length: ~1min

we found this one on the cutting room floor

Plays (screen)

The Death Life of The Artist
pseudo-biopic short film;
David Lynch stars as himself:
an extraordinary man
living in an ordinary world.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (2023)

Length: ~17min runtime / 15 Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay available free,
all rights reserved.)



Brave New Brunch
skit take on an old classic;
A glimpse into the modern-day brunch,
as it unfolds somewhere in Malibu.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (2020)

Length: ~3min skit / 4 Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay available free,
all rights reserved.)



The Beautiful Ones
sci-fi drama pilot episode / short film;
Calhun is a good boy, until he gets caught up
in something really big.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (2017)

Length: ~70min runtime / 63 Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay available upon request.)



Hello, Operator
drama;
Decades before the events of “The Beautiful Ones”,
a lone-wolf army operative abandons his post
to survive on the fringes of a war-torn countryside,
narrowly escaping the dawning of humanity’s new golden age.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Rotes Bücher
drama;
A mysterious elderly ex-soldier contracts
a world-renowned ghostwriter to help pen
a massive treatise on the horrors and futilities of war
– but, the trip to Castalé de Argéntì does not go as planned.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



A Very Different Game
dark comedy;
Unofficial sequel to Michael Douglas’ “The Game” (1997);
Decades later, the same outfit responsible for “The Game”
has branched out into related enterprises…
meanwhile, Todd fails an aptitude test,
then suddenly meets the love of his life.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Zero Guerrilla Six
action thriller;
A small team of special operatives embark
upon a top-secret mission to capture – or kill – a “large escaped gorilla”
somewhere deep in the Pacific Northwest…
but, have they bitten off more than they can chew?
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



The Canvas Green
drama;
A depressed and sickly college professor
is brought back to life
by a most unsuspecting hero:
his renegade stoner student.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Race Condition
drama;
Researchers have created an A.I.
claiming to be Albert Einstein,
but, it turns out the A.I. is a little more complicated
(and terrifying) than that.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Goldmaster vs. Steeplechaser
drama;
A secret agent accidentally forms a bromance
with the only human he is programmed to hate:
the subject.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



These Hands Hold No Guns
drama;
An anti-gun crusader living in modern-day New York
awakens 1000 years into her own past,
staring down the barrel
of an alternate history medieval crusade.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Y2K38
drama;
A self-proclaimed time traveler from the distant future
arrives in the year 1996
to secure various technological artifacts
which he will need to save the world.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Do One Thing
romantic comedy;
A young Indian tele-marketing scammer based in West Bengal
falls in love – over the phone – with a victim
elderly American cougar,
and she has plenty of money to burn.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



The Great Pepperball Maker’s Club
drama;
A veteran S.W.A.T. compliance officer
recruits a down-and-out ex-convict
whose life was once spared
by a barrage of non-lethal pepperballs.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Churrocane!
disaster-porn comedy;
Move over, “Sharknado!” A new,
so-bad-it’s-good mega-disaster is coming!
A once-in-a-thousand-year freak hurricane
sand blasts its sugary-sweet destruction upon Los Angeles,
after sucking up an entire Churro mega-factory.
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20??)

Length: ~??min runtime / ?? Pages

(Waiting for fundraising,
screenplay soon available upon request.)



Photos (still)

Waiting for Janus
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2025)

Size: 2723 × 2723
(Lynchian Dreams Album Cover Art)





The Narrows
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2017)

Size: 2304 × 4096
Price: $15,500 Free





The Badlands
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2023)

Size: 4032 × 3024
Price: $3,500 Free





The Road
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2023)

Size: 3024 × 4032
Price: $3,500 Free





The Edge
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2017)

Size: 4096 × 2304
Price: $8,500 Free





The Pawprint
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2023)

Size: 4032 × 3024
Price: $3,500 Free





The Keyhole
colorized pixel via photon
by J.R.R. Trailer (2023)

Size: 4032 × 3024
Price: $2,500 Free





Games (multiplayer)

WittyRetorts
a Discord lobby game presented
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (2018)

Players: 3+ (Adults Only)
Price: Free (Open Source)

Are you witty enough
for WittyRetorts?
Players take turn judging
the wittiest retort, with infinite
wildcard image possibilities.

Sperm Survivor
the original battle royale – literally
by BoomInTheFrame Productions (20?? – COMING SOON?)

Players: ??? (Adults Only)
Price: ??? (Open Source?)

Welcome to Earth…
Do you have what it takes
to be the last remaining…Sperm Survivor?
Players must wriggle their way to glorious Mother Egg
– hundreds will enter, yet, only one will remain.